Only wrong answers

Kaye

Platinum

Post Count: 147

RP: 253917

4/26/2021 3:38 pm

This is one of my favorite forum games! Basically, someone posts a simple question, and the person responds answers — but only with a wrong answer, the funnier and more creative the better! That person then asks another question. Example:

Kaye: Why is the sky blue?
Solo: Because the ocean drips into it and turns it blue. When do cats sleep?
ERA: When their internal robot batteries need changing. Where is my t-shirt?

And so on! I'll start with the first question:

Where are your manners? 

4/26/2021 3:42 pm

Vulpine

Moderator

Post Count: 223

RP: 107527

In my backpack! Why do we need to sleep?

4/26/2021 3:45 pm

StirFry

Bronze

Post Count: 166

RP: 18945

To give the earth a break. How does the sun shine?

"And if she is in your life, you must know she believes you're a battle worth fighting for." -JM Storm <3

4/26/2021 3:52 pm

Sleeping Hill

Basic

Post Count: 19

RP: 1718

By spraying light dust from a hose. (Hope this works)

Why do animals stand?

4/26/2021 3:55 pm

Shokubeni2

Bronze

Post Count: 84

RP: 126868

Their flesh prison requires a set amount of standing time in order to continue growth.

Do woodpeckers enjoy pecking?


4/26/2021 3:59 pm

Curly

Admin

Post Count: 359

RP: 3874

Yes, but a little birdy told me only on Tuesdays but not Wednesdays.

Why does grass have a smell?

4/26/2021 4:27 pm

Sphinx

Basic

Post Count: 33

RP: 116

It is a sacred tradition held by the grass gods.


Why do ostriches not fly?



My soul will forever belong with the Lusitanos.

4/26/2021 4:47 pm

Liv Legend

Bronze

Post Count: 3,736

RP: 183

Because they are really really overweight

Why do ducks quack? 


"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country" -Nathan Hale

"Courage is just fear holding on one minute longer" -George S. Patton

4/26/2021 6:15 pm

Leilanik

Bronze

Post Count: 157

RP: 1122

Because their to fat

Why do horses neigh.

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Perfectpastures 

4/26/2021 9:01 pm

Sugar and Spice

Bronze

Post Count: 145

RP: 2750

Because they need to poop in 2 hours.

Why is glue sticky?

“No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle” - Winston Churchill


4/26/2021 9:18 pm

Liv Legend

Bronze

Post Count: 3,736

RP: 183

Because stuff is good

Why do we name people and animals?

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country" -Nathan Hale

"Courage is just fear holding on one minute longer" -George S. Patton

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